Showing posts with label Thoughts of a Herb. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thoughts of a Herb. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

[Thoughts of A Herb] Heroes of Armageddon Finale!

So, as you know, the Heroes of Armageddon project ended a few days ago (quite a few days ago... 24th, to be exact) and yours truly decided to go into the live chat and see what was what.

The draw started at 11pm my time (BST) and went on for about 45 minutes. The project raised a fantastic amount for the Doctors Without Borders fund. How much? Well, thirty-one thousand and fifty-seven dollars. I'll say it again...

$31,057!

Which is a fantastic achievement!

They drew on the basis that you got as many chances as however many dollars you donated. Donate $20, you got another 20 chances to your name.

So, Jawa used a random number generator to pull the numbers, and Santa Cruz Warhammer's John went through his extensive list to find out who the lucky people were!

While he was doing that, Jawa decided to offer up the trivia questions to the people in live chat (about 70 or so people) to win some prizes. First one was who painted the four leaders of the four armies. I got one, I think, but then someone went and got all four. Lucky him, he won a T-shirt!

The next question was which Ork warlord fought Belial on Piscina. And, astoundingly, I won that one! So, I won myself a T-shirt. Whoo!

The last question was for a pro-painted Dante, and the question was 'What rule from the old codex made Mephiston stop and drink his enemies blood?' That proved a real poser! One problem was that Jawa mentioned this rule was apparently from second edition, when it was actually from third! Oh, Jawa jawa jawa...

Anyway, in between these pleasantries, the winners of the big armies were announced. Amazing, three out of the four were in the live chat! What are the odds of that?

Steel Legion - Colby Anger of Houston, Texas.

Blood Angels - Peter Dean of Oakland, California (only one not in chat!)

Ghazghkull's Horde - Jason Mace of Fort Knox, Kentucky (This is how excited he is)

Wazzdakka's Speed Freeks - Andrew Lewis of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

Well, all I'll say is, a huge congrats to those who won the armies, but (and I'm sure the rest of the MWC gang agree with me here) the real winners are Doctors Without Borders, who got a whole lotta cash to work all sorts of everyday miracles where they're desperately needed.

Peace out!

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

[Thoughts of A Herb] Clunk! - Heavy Support Part Two

Hey, I'm not that bad!


OK, I'm back with the last of the unit review of the Ork codex. It's been a while, but you've no idea how hard it is to catch an Ork when he's either sober or not fighting... Anyway, here we go...

Monday, July 4, 2011

[Thoughts of a Herb] Bigger Orks - Heavy Support Part 1


OK, I'm back again! Before you ask, it isn't me in the picture. I'm too handsome.

Anyway, let's go with the first half of the Heavy Support!

FLASH GITZ
Oh dear. Oh deary deary dear. Oh deary... well, you get the point.

These guys have the statline of a Nob (although they do come with a 4+ save), and have a Snazzgun (Yeah, sounds awesome, right?) Which is S5 (Whoo!), Assault 1 (Cool...), AP D6 (...). Now, the problem with AP D6 is you're only denying armour saves to, say, Marines half the time. It's ORKY, for certain, but unlike a lot of orky things there's not a lot to make up for it.

They also have a Gitfinda which allows them to pre-measure. It's kinda meh, most players should be able to guess 24" fairly well anyway.

Anyway, upgrades. They're only the second of two units that can take a Painboy and all assorted goodies, Cybork, Grot orderly etc. Bear in ming, the Painboy DOES NOT have a Snazzgun.

They also have three upgrades for their guns; Shootier More Dakka and Blastas. (sounds awesome!)

Shootier = S6 guns (YES)
More Dakka = Assault 2 (YES)
Blastas = AP D6-1 and Gets Hot! (YES, you have a Painboy and 2 wounds each, you can take it!)

There is also an option to take up to three Ammo Runts (re-rolls to hit). With Ork BS as it is, these are fairly essential for when you want to actually HIT something.

Only problem with all this? The cost. 40 points for a snazzed-up Snazzgun and the brute holding it, to be exact. A unit of 10? That's a quarter of your army please. And that's not talking about a certain Freebooter...

Kaptin Badrukk
Right, how badass is this dude? He has one higher WS (why?), one more Attack (again, why?), and two higher Leadership than the Gitz he leads. He has Goldtoof Armour, so named after all the gold teef he's punched out of various faces, and gives him a 3+/5++ save, which is nice.

He also has a choppa, a slugga, a bosspole, a gitfinda, some stikkbombs... and three Powder Grots (read personal Ammo Runts) and... Da Rippa!

This gun is awesome. According to the fluff, it's a looted Ogryn gun that's been modified to fire miniature stars! It's S7 (Whoo!), AP2 (Whoo!), Assault 3 (Whoo!) Gets Hot! (Awh...). Essentially it's a bigger, badder Deffgun.

The bad point about him? One hundred and thirty five point. One-Three-Five. It's a lot.

In fact, lets do a bit of adding. A squad of ten Flash Gits, with a Painboy, all with Shootier, Blasta and More Dakka and Cybork bodies, and three Ammo runts, and Kaptin Badrukk. A pretty potent shooting unit. How much? 630 points. And that's before you get onto the Battlewagon they NEED to stop them eating every anti-infantry shot they have.

I'm not saying they're bad, but the fact you ideally want a Battlewagon to shoot out of (which is an additional Heavy Support slot) plus the fact you should ideally take all available upgrades, plus the initial cost to begin with, means these dudes pale in comparison to their Loota brethren.

For a comparison, you could trade a full squad of 15 Lootas (225 points) for 5 Flash Gitz with Shootier, More Dakka and Blasta and one Painboy (230 points). The Lootas have more shots, longer range, higher strength, and potentially a better AP. Plus because they're longer range, they don't need a Battlewagon to ride in as badly as the Flash Gitz do.

Zagblitz Rating: 1/10 - "Flash Gitz, gah, dey drive me mad! All dis poncin' around an' goin' "Ooh, my gunz bigga den yurs" and dey never get roun' ta sum proppa fightin'!"
Dakkazag Rating: :D/10 - "GUNZ GUNZ GUNZ GUNZ GUNZ GUNZ GUNZ GUNZ ..." There was a good deal more of this, but we hope you get the idea

KILLA KANS
Behold the baby Dreds! These things are great. For 35+ points a piece, you can get up to 3 AV 11/11/10, BS3, walking heavy weapon platforms that can also try their hand (or dreadnought CCW) at assaults at a pinch.

Each Kan in the unit MUST take either a big shoota, rokkit launcha, kustom mega-blasta, grotzooka or skorcha.

Now, grotzookas are a weapon unique to Killa Kans. They're essentially MASSIVE shotguns that fire bits out of the Meks scrapheap. It's range 18", S6, AP5, Heavy 2, Blast. It's great for cutting down light infantry like Guardsmen, or for when the next-door Orks get "Eye-deers above dere stashiun". The other weapons I won't go over, those who read these articles A) will be as crazy as I am, and B) should know what those weapons are by now.

Anyway, as for preferred weapon loadouts, you should give the unit all the same task, either infantry or vehicles, and preferably the same weapon as well. For vehicles, the preferred weapon is obviously the trusty rokkit launcha. The kustom mega-blasta is slightly better AP, but still not enough to give a vehicle bonus, and is more expensive. For infantry, you can choose between big shootas or grotzookas, as grotzookas are more expensive but are stronger and have two blasts.

Personally, the choices for me would be either grotzookas or rokkits, they seem to offer the best value for points. You notice I don't mention Skorchas as being good anti infantry. It's not because they aren't, but because you waste the higher BS afforded by the Grot pilots.

The two other upgrades are armour plates (stunned = shaken) and grot riggers (repair immobilized). In a squadron, they're kinda pointless, as they get the same effect of armour plates anyway, and immobilized Kans are destroyed immediately. The only way you could use these is to put them on one Kan and hope to keep that one to last.

Zagblitz Rating: 7/10 - "I luv me Kans! Dey's shooty, an' can hit things mor' often as well, an' can still krump stuff."
Dakkazag Rating: 8/10 - "Dey can use gunz, an' can hit things wiv dem... Awesum!"

DEFF DREADS

The Killa Kan's Big Brother. This guy has TWO dreadnought close combat weapons, and has to pick not one but TWO weapons.

This time, he can choose from big shootas, rokkit launchas, skorchas, kustom mega-blastas and more dreadnought close-combat weapons.

Now, this time Skorchas are GOOD. You'll be up close with this dude, so you want close range weapons, and skorchas DO automatically hit, you know... Otherwise, you could choose to go with two extra DCCW's for a cool 7 attacks on the charge (base 3, +1 for the first two DCCW, +1 each of the extra DCCWs, and 1 more for charging). Big shootas are also an option if you want the Deff Dread to start killing stuff sooner. I wouldn't recommend the mega-blasta or the rokkits, they're only one shot weapons, and with a BS2 vehicle, that's not odds to rely on.

And, of course, you get the option for grot riggers and armour plates. Because these guys aren't in a squadron, these are much more worth it than on the Kans.

And what's more, when you take a Big Mek for an HQ choice, you can take a Deff Dread for a Troops choice! This is great to free up some valuable Heavy Support slots for Battlewagons, Looted Wagons etc... but that's for the next (and final) Ork post. So, we'll get the Mek's ratings of the Deff Dreads...

Zagblitz Rating: 7/10 - "Not as shooty as da Kans, but moar krumpy as well"
Dakkazag Rating: 6/10 - "Dere krumpy, and can be quite shooty"

...And now I shall bring this post to a close. Now, there's only one post left in this series (sad face... ) and I quite like writing these tactica things (and apparently you do too, since some of you e-mailed us telling me to get a move on with this series) so, I'm now appealing to you good readers. What tactica do you want me to do next? I have the Grey Knight and the Daemon codex (HERESY!) but I can get hold of IG, Necrons, Tau, and probably most of the others. Leave your suggestion in the comments!

I'm pleased how this post went. Dakkazag didn't get into trouble for once...

BOOM!

Oh, for zog's sake... Ah well, guess I spoke too soon. I'll have to go and sort that out. So, leave your comment, and I'll see ya next time!

Monday, June 27, 2011

[Thoughts of A Herb] Malifaux N00b - Stage Two

OK, so my friend got the Malifaux box as I said last post. It's actually the Ortega box he got, and not the Viktorias (he changed his mind).

But anyway, now for a special event...

Monday, June 20, 2011

[Thoughts of a Herb] Speedy Orks - Fast Attack

OK... but what do they use as an axe?

OK guys sorry for the belated continuation of the Ork series, I got a bit absorbed in Malifaux. But that's neither here nor there, the point is I've been told to continue it after Zagblitz 'persuaded' me. Just give me a moment until me head stops spinning...

...

OK, lets go!

Sunday, June 12, 2011

[Thoughts of A Herb] Malifaux N00b - Stage One

I'm baaaack!

OK, so I went to the UK Games Expo last Sunday. T'was fun, I saw Alessio Cavatore promoting his new games (Shuuro and Turanga, I've got them already) and got embroiled in a lengthy pitch for starting Warmachine, and got a demo game of that in to boot, and I won it too! (In case you want to know, it was Cygnar vs. Menoth starter boxes, I was Cygnar, went first and got a caster kill in my third turn) I'm leaning towards Cryx...

Anyway, while I was there I also got my Malifaux gear as promised! I got...

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

[Thoughts of a Herb] 'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go.... Troops and Transport

ORKS: Doing simple things in painful ways since the 21st Millennium



OK, Let's jump straight into it, you know the drill by now. Just don't jump into the drill, that could hurt a bit.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

[Thoughts of a Herb] HEY GW, I'm going home!

Just about sums it up, really, don't it?

Yes, I've decided to stop playing 40k for a bit, and get into a new game as my wallet recovers. Don't worry, you're still gonna get the same great quality tacticas out of me, but you'll also get an insight of a n00bs journey into a brand new game.

So you might ask, which game will David be playing now?!

Saturday, May 21, 2011

[Thoughts of a Herb] Smarter Orks: Elites Part 2




So convincing...


Now, next post on Orks. As usual, I'll get ratings on the units from the resident troublemakers, Dakkazag and Zagblitz. So, on we go!


Thursday, May 19, 2011

[Collaboration] Grey Knight Psychic Powers


Marcus here with some more thoughts on the codex de jour, Grey Knights, with both excellent and herbal commentary provided by David.  This time we will look at how the knights mess with your mind.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

[Thoughts of a Herb] Dear GW...

OK, I'm making this particular blog post serious for a bit, normal service will resume afterwards.

I saw this in a post on 3++ Is The New Black, and quite frankly it's right. I've decided (and the entire MWC Crew) to repost it here because a) I want this message to be heard by GW, and b) It really struck a chord with my own growing frustration in the company and their current market decisions.

It's meant to be a protest about particularly the situation with prices in Australia, but I think the feeling and thoughts are pretty much universal here.

OK, I'll shut up and let the letter do the talking...

Sunday, May 15, 2011

[Thoughts of a Herb] Bigger Orks - Elites: Part 1

LIES!!!1!

Well, this post is about the Elites of the Ork codex. I've had to split it into two posts and this will be part one. Well, when I say "split", what I mean is Zagblitz got overzealous with the cutty-flame on his burna, and I'm desperately trying to cover it up by saying it was intentional.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

[Thoughts of a Herb] The Axes on the Orks go Chop, Chop, Chop - Characters

This Picture is Of No Relevance to the Ork tactica.

OK, so now I'm gonna move on the Ork named HQ's. Easy task, there are four of them.

I've chained the Big Meks up so they can't damage my keyboard like last time... however, what I will do is get a rating of each of my Meks, and maybe a comment (when they stop trying to gnaw the manacles off) for all the characters. So, let's go!

Sunday, May 8, 2011

[Thoughts of a Herb] Orks, and a Hijacked Blog - HQ's


Oi! Dis iz Big Mek Zagblitz 'ere, an' I'm gunna write dis 'ere post fur ya gitz! Now, us Orkses like a scrap, and I knowz 'ow ta win 'em! Dis iz wut ya gotta do...

Get out of my blog post, you malicious fungus! Sorry about that readers, one of my Orks must have got at my keyboard. Now, what I wanted to talk to you about was Orks. Now, I am a greenskin at heart, so I think my advice is worth listening to, (if taken with a pinch of salt). So, let's go!

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Monday, May 2, 2011

[Thoughts of a Herb] Well, Hello there!



OK, guy's, good morning! Or afternoon, or evening, or... whatever.

I'm Tarragon and I'll be writing this blog post today for your enjoyment.